Frequently Asked Questions
We've done our best to create a Web site that anticipates and satisfies our visitors' needs. With that goal in mind, we've compiled a list of frequently asked questions. If you do not find an answer to your question here, contact us by E-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org.
- QUESTION: Why don’t you use Mahlstedt.com as a web domain?
- ANSWER: We’ve tried occasionally to obtain that domain, but when last we checked, it was owned by someone in Sweden who has held it for years, but never used the domain.
- QUESTION: I don’t like some of your pictures, who do I complain to?
- ANSWER: Life is like a box of chocolates ... you seem like a nut cluster.
- QUESTION: Does your mother dress you?
- ANSWER: Why don’t you get off my back?
- QUESTION: Touchy, aren’t you?
- ANSWER: I’d like to help you out ... which way did you come in?